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I probably should have realized I was asexual when I thought that “what is your sexual orientation?” was just a weird way of asking “what kind of people do you find pretty?”

asexuallyboned:

-anon

thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

blastortoise:

My sexuality is “im not fucking you, so don’t worry about it”

traestogem:

Me? a Heterosexual? What kind of ridiculous accusation is this? What is this? What is

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

So.

erratic-hippie:

You know how people always say that asexuality in human beings isn’t real, not even in psychology, or say things like, “You can’t be asexual, you’re not a plant,” because yes, I totally forgot what human sexuality was and thank you so much for reminding me I’m not a…

gender-dysphoric:

attraction is so weird

like somehow people can differentiate between attractions??? like all I feel is platonic, sensual, and aesthetic attraction and sometimes I even get those confused

cool-asexual-things:

Don’t just “deal with it” or “get over it”.

cool-asexual-things:

Don’t just “deal with it” or “get over it”.

queerascat:

Queerplatonic: a hella useful word that everyone should know.
See: The Pursuit of Harpyness: Queerplatonic Life Partners

queerascat:

Queerplatonic: a hella useful word that everyone should know.

See: The Pursuit of Harpyness: Queerplatonic Life Partners

seedpodphantom:

psssst not everyone who doesn’t want to have sex is asexual and there are asexual people who do have and enjoy sex

not wanting sex doesn’t not equate to being asexual, and if you make that comparison then you probably don’t know what you’re talking about

just sayin’

jesusniptits:

Asexuals are like the narwhals in the way that some people think they don’t exist even though they do
Also they will impale you with a large tooth like horn upon their cranium if you get too close
Please be wary

cool-asexual-things:

Romantic, sensual, aesthetic…It’s not all about sex.

cool-asexual-things:

Romantic, sensual, aesthetic…It’s not all about sex.